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I am reduced to a thing that wants Virginia. I composed a beautiful letter to...
– Vita Sackville-West in a letter to Virginia Woolf, January 21st 1926 (via bohemea)
February 2010
60 posts
Hilarious. →
Can your pussy do the dog?
New mission for the Hubert Humphrey Task Force (the fictional superhero team including my friends and me): Time travel bungle makes dogs the dominant species on earth. We accidentally travel to the 60s and have to go to a concert of The Beagles.
Fin.
a couple of half-"baked" sidenotes
1. Would more people sympathize with this position or disagree with it: A person shows up to a semi-formal event unshowered and kind of haphazard looking and they justify their look by saying that there was a spider in their shower that morning and it was very big and jumpy so they had to get out and get dressed without a shower and haphazardly (this due also to fear of the spider). Alison...
From "The Captive and the Fugitive"
As there is a geometry in space, so there is a psychology in time, in which the calculations of a plane psychology would no longer be accurate because we should not be taking account of Time and one of the forms that it assumes, forgetting—forgetting, the force of which I was beginning to feel and which is so powerful an instrument of adaptation to reality because it gradually destroys in us the...
Am I up still becuase im just sexually frustrated or is it becuase the party was...
– Joseph
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_economy_gr... →
So haunting… So RUSSIAN.
– Alison, on the theme song from the cartoon movie “Anastasia” cerca 1995??
Replace conversations with banter!
– Another Jenn gem, although I’m not sure I agree…
Does Major Tom die? Is that a "stupid question"?
OK, so this movie always gets to me. Maybe because...
Andrew Largeman: Let’s just talk about good stuff. Sam: Good stuff? Andrew Largeman: Yeah. Glass half full shit. What do you got? Sam: I got a little buzz. I got that. Sam: What you got? Andrew Largeman: I got a little buzz going Andrew Largeman: and I like you. Andrew Largeman: So there’s that. I guess I have that. Sam: I can tap-dance. You wanna see me tap-dance? Andrew Largeman: I...
Stupid lies: a stoner’s “get out of jail free” card
– I know you found a pipe in my car, officer. But I’m from California and I just bought it and I only use it to smoke tobacco. Also that 420 friendly clause I put on the Craigslist housing forum refers to this poker game I made up with my friends when we were drunk… and all above the age...
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE...
Apathy.
By Pablo Neruda
How much does a man live, after all?
Does he live a thousand days, or one only?
For a week, or for several centuries?
How long does a man spend dying?
What does it mean to say “for ever”?
Why the hell not? →
I am an official artist on last.fm…
Very Intimidating List of Movies I Need to Watch,...
In the Soup Eyes Without a Face The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser Stroszek Woyzeck Lessons of Darkness Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht Aguierre: Wrath of God Fitzcarraldo Little Dieter Needs To Fly Heart of Glass Fata Morgana Cobra Verde Even Dwarfs Started Small My Best Fiend Grizzly Man Rescue Dawn Burden of Dreams Novecento(1900) Menilmontant Ballad of a Soldier Through a Glass Darkly Winter Light The...
Two hours of cardio later...
Time to smoke myself retarded and make a detailed budget for my next six months in Austin. Don’t worry San Francisco, this is not a breakup! Let’s call it an open relationship…
You guys drew funny pictures to cheer me up about my grandma… He texted me...
– JJ, reevaluating her personal relationships
Words, Wide Night
Somewhere on the other side of this wide night and the distance between us, I am thinking of you. The room is turning slowly away from the moon. This is pleasurable. Or shall I cross that out and say it is sad? In one of the tenses I singing an impossible song of desire that you cannot hear. La lala la. See? I close my eyes and imagine the dark hills I would have to cross to reach you. For I am in...
Have I found my calling?
The other day I sat down to write something completely absurd concerning the malaise of the rich and how it affects early feminine sexuality in Holland*…
Suddenly, the events of a Valentine’s Day dinner at some fancy restaurant in Austin, based on “Justine” by Marquis du Sade, completely hijacked my stereotypical writing style and I started writing pages and pages and pages of erotica....